I don’t know what the deal is with donuts in my search terms lately. One post on doughnut porn and suddenly I’m the go-to girl for all things round and yeasty and put to questionable uses.
There aren’t a lot of fun searches that lead here, although I did get “crochet man thong” not long ago. That has potential.
In the last week though, I’ve gotten these:
- cardboard donut box – Is this a high demand item?
- video top ping donut - I don’t even know what a top ping donut is, why would I have a video?
- cock and ball doughnut – ok, I might have actually used that exact term but only in a purely descriptive way. This is like the 4th time I’ve gotten this search. Who knew?
And my personal favorite:
- “Special” doughnut porn – What exactly do you think that means? Do we want to speculate? What kind of special things do you think they do and should we assume it involves the cock and ball doughnut? Are doughnut holes also a part of what makes it special?
Oh wait, I did get this one yesterday – I’m assuming it’s NOT doughnut porn related but I’ll let you be the judge:
- Tail in ass pain – It linked to a post about my dog. They may have been disappointed.
I’m glad I didn’t write about clown porn or something!