Mom Math

Twix bar Purchased March 2005 in Atlanta, GA, USA

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I have 3 mini Twix bars in the cupboard and 3 children who will  want one in their lunch.

Do I?:

A)  Have an apple so my girls can each have one.

B)  Eat one and then pick my 2 favorite children to give them to tomorrow.

C)  Eat all 3 and hide the wrappers so nobody knows they were ever available.

D)  Eat all 3 then go buy another package so I can eat all but 3 and end up back where we started –  1 for each girl. (This cycle can be repeated as many times as necessary.)

I’m afraid if the correct answer isn’t painfully obvious we might not be able to be friends.

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12 thoughts on “Mom Math

  1. Dear Best Friend,
    The answer is OBVIOUSLY C or D. Or anything that involves eating 3 Twix. Because Twix are just the best. The absolute best.

    I, myself, veer towards C. Hide all evidence. Never let anyone know they were available.

    • Hello new BFF – thanks for stopping by!
      Yes, both C or D are acceptable. C is the most logical one for the reasons you listed but D is the choice on garbage day when all evidence will be gone before school gets out.

  2. The rule is always pick C, but in this case, gotta go with D … you need your calcium (chocolate) and serotonin (carbs) so you can take care of those kids.

    PS Full disclosure: I am not a doctor, but I watch Grey’s Anatomy.

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