I have 3 mini Twix bars in the cupboard and 3 children who will want one in their lunch.
A) Have an apple so my girls can each have one.
B) Eat one and then pick my 2 favorite children to give them to tomorrow.
C) Eat all 3 and hide the wrappers so nobody knows they were ever available.
D) Eat all 3 then go buy another package so I can eat all but 3 and end up back where we started – 1 for each girl. (This cycle can be repeated as many times as necessary.)
I’m afraid if the correct answer isn’t painfully obvious we might not be able to be friends.