Sometimes my brain is a very weird place. This really is what’s rattling around in my head this morning. I blame the drugs.
Ode To Fudge
There once was a woman named Annie
Who spent too much time on her fanny
She made too much fudge
Then she ate too much fudge
Now her ass is the size of Miami
Oral contrast & IV contrast
I can’t decide which one is worse
Gaggy drinks & hot crotches
The latter more fun than the first.
To Do List
Order this, order that
Does D2 REALLY want a cat?
Fuck this, fuck that
I won’t buy gifts that pee or crap!
Ok, I’ll stop now since they’re getting progressively worse. My sincere apologies but if I don’t get them out of my head they’ll just keep coming. I reserve the right to add a part II.
Have a lovely weekend 🙂