I’m going out with friends Friday and we’ve decided to be all hip and cool and go watch roller derby! I can’t wait. We saw an ad last night and I told SG I want to be a rollergirl.
He looked up from the grant he was reading and said:
Because he likes to crush my dreams like that.
“Well why not? They’re cool and I could totally do that. Do you think I’m too fragile or something?”
He just looked at me.
D1, on the other hand, gave me an eyeroll.
“You’ve had 3 major surgeries in 5 years mom. You’re not allowed to play roller derby! Deal with it.”
Whatever. I totally could if I wanted to.
In my next life, I’m going to be Cruella de Kill and I’m going to have a skull tattooed on my neck! Deal with that!
And you? What’s your rollergirl name?